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Monday, March 14, 2011
e-Love Story
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Sapne Rangeen
Scene at a typical Engineering Company Information Session during Job Fair at a big US University
(Room has 3 company representatives, one stereotypical corporate PPT on the screen, 25-odd graduate students, around 50% of them Indian, and one large table with half a dozen boxes of pizza)
Company Representative: (after 15 minutes of reading from PowerPoint slides) Okay, that was all about us. There are many reasons why you should consider joining our company...
Indian Student: (wonders) Hhmm.. let's hear...
Rep: We offer three weeks paid vacation per year...
Stud: Ok...
Rep: We have casual environment at the office. You can come wearing shorts, watch sports on big screen...
Stud: Sounds good...
Rep: Our company provides housing, transport, and free gourmet organic delicacies at the office food court...
Stud: Niice...
Rep: We provide full health insurance, dental and vision plans, retirement benefits,...
Stud: Awesome. Mast hai...
Rep: We have weekend activities like trekking, scuba diving, dinners, happy hours, movie nights,...
Stud: Brilliant... kya sahi company hai yaar...
Rep: Once a year we have a Summer Party where we hire an entire island off the Atlantic coast and its a huge carnival- you know, beaches, babes, booze,...
Stud: Woooowwww!!! This is heavenly!!!
Rep: (after 40 minutes of company-ki-laal-karing) So, anyone has any questions?
Stud: Do you hire international students?
Rep: Er.. no.
Stud: BEHEN#%@&.!!! :|
(Angrily grabs two slices of pizza and walks out)
Friday, August 6, 2010
Virtual Tour...of Real Lies!
Hot chick: check; studious girl: check; sardarji: check; orthodox Muslim girl: check; firang blonde: check; mandatory black guy: check! Mall me se Rs 50 deke utha laaye sabko, haath me ek book pakda diya, smile for a group photo and bingo! Ho gaya "cultural diversity"
Waah! Kya naam hai! Only one small problem- the photo on the website homepage isn't quite "accurate"!
I bet that brunette on the homepage has never even heard the name of this university! And dude, what's that? Gaudy golden convocation gowns? Kaunse maharishi ke shishya ho bhai tum?
Hey wait! Didn't you guys just tell us to think beyond the IIMs?
...run by the biggest ass on Earth!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Tribute to Orkut
The world might have embraced Facebook and declared Google’s Orkut a failure, but for me Orkut is very close to my heart. After all the contribution of Orkut towards me successfully completing my B. Tech Electronics Engineering degree is significant, something that Facebook could never achieve. Here is a tribute to those glorious days-
Kya kare kya na kare…
Kaisi paheli hai yeh…kaisi paheli…
Confusion hi confusion hai, Solution kuch pata nahi…
Solution jo mila toh saala question kya tha pata nahi…
Look at the type of “things” that got lost and Orkut helped us find…
…and finally The Revolt!
The only successful mass-boycott, accomplished thanks to Orkut!
Can Facebook match this? Naah!
Disclaimer: This post is not intended to hurt the sentiments of any person, institution. or website. Please take it sportingly.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Kahani Desi Student Ki
Genre: College Life
Ever wondered what do the 100,000-odd Indian students who go to USA every year to pursue graduate studies actually do in those two years? The story of everyone of them is the more or less identical and like a true engineering student, I present a Flowchart explaining the same-

Glossary: GRA = Graduate Research Assistantship
Friday, February 27, 2009
The Countdown to Exams
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