Tuesday, September 30, 2008

All Xs are Ys

Genre: Blabber

All politicians are corrupt.
All policemen are bribe-hungry.
All Hindi films are masala movies.
All English movies are dirty.
All bearded men are Muslims.
All Muslims are terrorists.
All states north of Maharashtra are UP-Bihar.
All people from UP-Bihar are bhaiyas.
All South Indians are Madrasis.
All Madrasis live on idli-dosa.
All guys looking for a gf are despos.
All girls who've had more than one bf are bitches.
All foreigners are Americans.
All Gulf countries are Dubai.
All veg food is ghaas-phoos.
All non veg food is mutton-machchi.
All IITians are nerds.
All SoBo residents are snobs.
All Gujjus eat only khaman-dhokla.
All outings involving a guy and a girl are dates.
All bloggers are wannabes vying for attention.

When will this stereotyping end????
The Wanderer posted at

10 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2008 at 8:48 PM

    AWESOME!

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  2. SriramSeptember 30, 2008 at 8:52 PM

    True buddy... oh btw what's 'ghaas phoos'?

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2008 at 9:04 PM

    All Communists are empty headed dreamers
    All Indians are Cricket-crazy(except me)
    All VJTIians are so-called engineers
    All humans are Homo.......Sapiens....
    LOL...good one...blueIndian...

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  4. The WandererSeptember 30, 2008 at 9:37 PM

    @Pranay

    Thanks a lot for dropping by, dude!

    Such words of appreciation drive me to improve my standards.

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  5. The WandererSeptember 30, 2008 at 9:44 PM

    @Sriram

    You "Madrasis" dont know what ghaas-phoos is?

    Ghaas-phoos:(n) Green grass usually eaten by cows and buffaloes.

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  6. The WandererSeptember 30, 2008 at 9:45 PM

    @Anoop

    Thanks for adding to the list. I am sure there are many more facts I missed out on.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 1, 2008 at 1:46 PM

    It was quite good...hey why dont u contact the IIMs...maybe they might be interested to include some of this in the Logical Ability section of CAT-2008-:)

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  8. Anubhav SrivastavaOctober 1, 2008 at 6:40 PM

    He he...

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  9. IceMaidenOctober 3, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    i dont agree.... ur too prejudiced against muslims here.... n some of the things u said are not entirely true,... there are always exceptions in everything....

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  10. The WandererOctober 4, 2008 at 12:40 PM

    @Ice Maiden

    Shee.. you didn't get the crux of the post.. it is this widespread prejudice against certain sections of the society that I was speaking against.. didn't you get the sarcasm?

    Better Luck Next Time!

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