Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Desi C

Genre: Humour

Enough of dominance of English. With the rise of India as a Superpower, it is time to give Hindi the respect it deserves. And for starters, here is my contribution as a responsible engineering student of India- a C Program in Hindi:

#शामिल <आदर्शअनबाह.ह>
खाली मुख्य()
{
पूर्णांक सारणी [५] , ई , ज , अस्थायी ;
(ई = 0 से लेकर ई = ४) के लिए ( ई ++)
{
छापे ( " तत्त्व क्रमांक % ड दाखिल करे: ", ई ) ;
जांचे ( " % ड ", & सारणी [ ई ] ) ;
}
(ई = 0 से लेकर ई = ४) के लिए ( ई ++)
{
(ज = 0 से लेकर ज = ४) के लिए ( ज ++) ;
{
यदि (सारणी [ई] < सारणी [ज])
{
अस्थायी = सारणी [ई] ;
सारणी [ई] = सारणी [ज] ;
सारणी [ज] = अस्थायी ;
}
}
}
(ई = 0 से लेकर ई = ४) के लिए ( ई ++)
{
छापे ( " जवाब हैं : \न " ) ;
छापे ( " %ड \त ", सारणी [ई] ) ;
}
}

PS: All you software engineers and other geeks out there, guess what the program is about!!

10 comments:

  1. WHAT THE FUCK!!!
    i had no clue wht an array is called in hindi.. my god!!! did u write this urself...

    now all u hav to do is to design a compiler that will make this work.. lolzzz

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  2. Why reinvent the wheel by having to design a compiler? He could just use Shaili Guru on a Hindawi system.

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  3. @Ice Maiden

    Who else do you think wrote this? The Great Dog of VJTI? :P

    Designing the compiler for this should be a final year project for one of you comps guys!

    Btw, you did not guess what this program actually does!

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  4. @Aditya

    Now that's a perfect VJTIgeek-speak!
    Keep it up!

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  5. ofc i know... its the bubble sort program... :|

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  6. In the very unlikely event that anyone perusing this page thinks that I was joking, here is a reference piece to what I was talking about:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindawi_Programming_System

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  7. @Aditya

    Nobody doubts your GQ (Geek Quotient) dude. If you said the thing exists, we believe it.

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  8. OH whoa!!! Design a compiler for this thing dude :)

    And what's the program anyway... some sorting thingy? I gave up reading the hindi script halfway ;)

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  9. @Sriram

    Too much Linux has severely affected your concentration skills dude!

    I never expected a computer-wizard (no, I won't use the g _ _ _ word!) like you not being able to decipher a simple BUBBLE SORT!

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  10. i learned C ++language back in my BCA and knew bubble sort program back then but after seeing the hindi programming i guess no no i m sure i dont know ne C++ language .

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