Genre: Humour
Enough of dominance of English. With the rise of India as a Superpower, it is time to give Hindi the respect it deserves. And for starters, here is my contribution as a responsible engineering student of India- a C Program in Hindi:
#शामिल <आदर्शअनबाह.ह>
खाली मुख्य()
{
पूर्णांक सारणी [५] , ई , ज , अस्थायी ;
(ई = 0 से लेकर ई = ४) के लिए ( ई ++)
{
छापे ( " तत्त्व क्रमांक % ड दाखिल करे: ", ई ) ;
जांचे ( " % ड ", & सारणी [ ई ] ) ;
}
(ई = 0 से लेकर ई = ४) के लिए ( ई ++)
{
(ज = 0 से लेकर ज = ४) के लिए ( ज ++) ;
{
यदि (सारणी [ई] < सारणी [ज])
{
अस्थायी = सारणी [ई] ;
सारणी [ई] = सारणी [ज] ;
सारणी [ज] = अस्थायी ;
}
}
}
(ई = 0 से लेकर ई = ४) के लिए ( ई ++)
{
छापे ( " जवाब हैं : \न " ) ;
छापे ( " %ड \त ", सारणी [ई] ) ;
}
}
PS: All you software engineers and other geeks out there, guess what the program is about!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
ReplyDeletei had no clue wht an array is called in hindi.. my god!!! did u write this urself...
now all u hav to do is to design a compiler that will make this work.. lolzzz
Why reinvent the wheel by having to design a compiler? He could just use Shaili Guru on a Hindawi system.
ReplyDelete@Ice Maiden
ReplyDeleteWho else do you think wrote this? The Great Dog of VJTI? :P
Designing the compiler for this should be a final year project for one of you comps guys!
Btw, you did not guess what this program actually does!
@Aditya
ReplyDeleteNow that's a perfect VJTIgeek-speak!
Keep it up!
ofc i know... its the bubble sort program... :|
ReplyDeleteIn the very unlikely event that anyone perusing this page thinks that I was joking, here is a reference piece to what I was talking about:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindawi_Programming_System
@Aditya
ReplyDeleteNobody doubts your GQ (Geek Quotient) dude. If you said the thing exists, we believe it.
OH whoa!!! Design a compiler for this thing dude :)
ReplyDeleteAnd what's the program anyway... some sorting thingy? I gave up reading the hindi script halfway ;)
@Sriram
ReplyDeleteToo much Linux has severely affected your concentration skills dude!
I never expected a computer-wizard (no, I won't use the g _ _ _ word!) like you not being able to decipher a simple BUBBLE SORT!
i learned C ++language back in my BCA and knew bubble sort program back then but after seeing the hindi programming i guess no no i m sure i dont know ne C++ language .
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