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Friday, September 30, 2011
No Land For Single People
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
The India Flight Checklist
The next time you take a flight to India from any airport in the United States, or vice versa, take this checklist along and cross out each event as it happens. If you happen to cross out everything, be rest assured your flight was normal.
[ ] A perfectly healthy senior citizen walks up to the airport check-in counter and asks for "free" wheelchair assistance.
[ ] A queue of 100+ passengers forms at the gate long before boarding is to begin
[ ] "Pre-boarding for passengers with small kids" is announced and passengers with 15 year old kids queue up to board
[ ] "Boarding Rows 31 and above" is announced and a passenger with seat in row under 30 walks up to gate, only to be sent back
[ ] Atleast one passenger approaches to request 'seat adjustment'
[ ] A Smart Alec reclines his/her seat after Flight Attendants have checked everyone's seats to be upright for takeoff preparation
[ ] A cellphone rings minutes after captain has announced "Turn off all electronic devices"
[ ] A passenger stands up and/or walks in the aisle after the plane has started taxiing towards the runway.
[ ] Queue forms outside restrooms, in spite of "Restroom Occupied" signs illuminated and visible.
[ ] A passenger takes out a bag of thepla when dinner is served
[ ] More than half of the total number of meals loaded onboard are labelled AVML (Asian Vegetarian Meal)
[ ] A passenger asks for two servings of alcohol. At once.
[ ] The moment the plane touches down, 100 people stand up from their seats and choke the aisles, and stare blankly.
[ ] A passenger runs and/or pushes fellow passengers on the way to board the bus to the terminal
Yes we are Indians. We are like that only.
Monday, April 25, 2011
(Not-so) Tourist Friendly Map of Mumbai
Inspired by Krish Ashok's Madras Map, presenting a map of Mumbai that is very tourist friendly. Or maybe not.

Satellite Image Courtesy Google Earth. Edited and used for non-commercial purpose only.
Monday, January 3, 2011
First Encounter of the Cop Kind
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Of ABCDs and NRIs
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Weather Talks
Friday, November 12, 2010
SubWay Special
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Temple
American Guy (AG): Ah! India! Where is that famous temple?
Roomie 1 (R1): Which? Tirupati?
AG: Umm.. no..
Roomie 2 (R2): Golden Temple?
AG: Umm.. no..
R1: Meenakshi Temple?
AG: Um.... not that...
R2: Khajuraho?
AG: Naah.. that big one...
R1: Rameshwaram?
Random Guy walks in: Taj Mahal?
AG: Ah! YES!
Me, R1, R2: *facepalms* :|
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Tribute to Orkut
The world might have embraced Facebook and declared Google’s Orkut a failure, but for me Orkut is very close to my heart. After all the contribution of Orkut towards me successfully completing my B. Tech Electronics Engineering degree is significant, something that Facebook could never achieve. Here is a tribute to those glorious days-
Kya kare kya na kare…
Kaisi paheli hai yeh…kaisi paheli…
Confusion hi confusion hai, Solution kuch pata nahi…
Solution jo mila toh saala question kya tha pata nahi…
Look at the type of “things” that got lost and Orkut helped us find…
…and finally The Revolt!
The only successful mass-boycott, accomplished thanks to Orkut!
Can Facebook match this? Naah!
Disclaimer: This post is not intended to hurt the sentiments of any person, institution. or website. Please take it sportingly.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
They Don't Believe!
After numerous “my city vs your city” comparison talks in the last two months with students from all over India (including many who have never been to Mumbai), I find it hard to believe that they don’t believe some common facts about Mumbai:
They don’t believe that in Mumbai, auto-rickshaw drivers actually charge by the meter and not in multiples of 10 (Their city : “50 lagega…chalo 40 de dena!”)
They don’t believe that in Mumbai, you cannot evade traffic cop by bragging about your family (Their city : “Jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?”)
They don’t believe that in Mumbai, local trains have a First and Second Class and all passengers strictly follow the distinction (Their city: “Ghus jaane ka na kidhar bhi…kaun dekhta hai”)

They don’t believe that in Mumbai, if you are caught travelling in First Class with a Second Class ticket, you will always be charged a fine of Rs 250 (Their city: “TC ko Rs 20 chai-paani de deneka. Baat khatam”)
They don’t believe that in Mumbai, city bus drivers actually follow road rules. (Their city : “Jahaan passenger dekha, vahaan road ke beech me bus khada kar denge”)
They don’t believe that in Mumbai you have to stop at all traffic signals and follow all road signs. (Their city : “Itna sab dekhte baithta toh paagal ho jaata”)
They don’t believe that in Mumbai, you can hail a taxi just like an auto-rickshaw and pay by the meter reading. (Their city : “Taxi ka fixed rate lagega. Rs 200 se kam kuch nahi”)
They don't believe that in Mumbai, you have to always wear a helmet while driving a two-wheeler (Their city: "Koi nahi pehenta. Police wala kitne logo ko pakdega?")
They don’t believe that in Mumbai, you can get everything from Pav Bhaji and Vada Pao to Pizza and Noodles on the roadside carts (Their city : “Pav Bhaji aur Pizza koi road pe thode hi bechta hai!”)
I always knew Mumbai was well-behaved, organized and different from other cities of India, but didn’t know the difference was so stark!
Proud to be a Mumbaikar!
PS : The above facts have been compiled from subjects coming from Delhi, Chennai, Kolkata, Bangalore, Hyderabad, Vadodara. Discerning reader should be able to distinguish comments by cities.
My apologies to readers who do not understand Hindi. Translating the comments into English would kill the fun!
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
"Amrika Me Aisa Kya Hai...?"
Genre: Humor
I usually do not write consecutive posts on same/similar topics but making an exception this time owing to popular demand. Ever since I moved to अमरीका के संयुक्त राज्य (USA for the uninitiated) from Mumbai two months back, I have been bugged with queries on the lines of “America me aisa kya hai jo India me nahi?”. So here we go- some interesting (and not-so-interesting) observations about life in USA viz-a-viz life in India-
Cleanliness and Discipline – Tonnes of paper (and Gbs of webspace) has been wasted on this topic so I will not add much to the clutter, but add just a few pennies- what struck me (and fellow Desis) the most immediately on landing on American soil was the difference in level of cleanliness all around- till date we have not been able to figure out after all where does all the dirt, dust and assorted pollutants go in this country? It's so clean that I don't feel the need to take a bath for days together! (Oops! I revealed a closely-guarded secret!)
Discipline (especially on the roads) is another aspect that is hard to digest for us Desi people. After all, while in India, when was the last time (or maybe the only time) you actually searched around for a Zebra Crossing to cross a two-lane street? Here, pedestrians crossing the road is considered an event bigger than The Big Bang and the moment you step onto a road, all cars will stop for the VIP (i.e. you) to cross! Similarly, if you are driving on a multi-lane road, at a red signal, you will find 25 cars halting one behind the other in one lane even when the adjacent lane is completely empty! Compare this with the scene in India where on a two lane road, we have a left lane and a right lane interspersed with a scooter lane, rickshaw lane and occasionally a cow/bullock cart lane! So much is the obsession with discipline that all the footpaths are color-coded with different colors representing different rules on stopping/parking- this is something I realised only when I gave my Driving License Test- I always used to think the colors are purely for decorative purpose!
Manners and Dressing – We were told umpteen times during the various Pre-departure orientations that Americans are very friendly people and this seems true, atleast in the first month of arrival- random people will greet/smile at you on the streets and everyone, including the Bus Driver says “Hi” and “Thank You” to boarding / disembarking passengers. Imagine the driver and conductor of BEST's 84 Ltd doing that in morning peak hours! Another interesting point worth mentioning here is that while we think that Americans are very formal and cleanliness-freaks, the fact is that will sit down virtually anywhere – on the pavement, in the aisle in the bus, in the corridors...and you thought this happened only on our railway stations in India!
When it comes to American dressing, I am sure the fashion-conscious (Indian) girls would have a lot to crib about – wearing non color-coordinated, un-ironed, mis-fitting (too large or too small) clothes is the trend here! Another area that is a potential research topic (provided VT gives us funding for it) is trying to figure out the genetic mutation that makes the American girls feel cold only in upper half of the body- after all what explains wearing full-sleeved tshirts an jackets teamed with mini-skirts?
The Crowd – I do not know if this is a pan-USA phenomenon or limited to the College Town of Blacksburg, but I have found the crowd (read: students) to be very courteous and friendly। Everyone will hold the door open for you, make liberal use of “Hi”, “Sorry” and “Thank You” and most of them (especially the undergrad girls) will smile back if you just look at them! A related point worth noting here- a lot of Spanish/Latin American girls on campus look very similar to Indian girls and I have found out that the only way to clear out the confusion is to just look at her and smile- if she smiles back, she is Spanish/Latin American; if she gives a grumpy “Who are you?” look, she is Indian for sure.
The Bollywood Connection - Even before you finish saying "Indian movie...", every single soul here will jump back with "Yeah! I have seen Slumdog Millionaire!". Tell them that is NOT an Indian movie, and then the real fun begins. So we have all possible samples from Li Hu, the Chinese PhD student who entertained us with an (awful) rendition of "Tum Paas Aaye" from Mohabbatein to Matt, my Black Manager at Food Court who raves about seeing Dhoom to the Nepali co-worker who, of all the movies, decides to give me a detailed appreciation of TIRANGA ("Nana Patekar. Solid!"). Three cheers to Bollywood- Taking India to the World!
I guess I will stop here before the “moral police” comes with a danda, branding me “Anti-Indian”!
१०० में से ८० बेईमान,
फिर भी मेरा भारत महान!
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Desi C
Enough of dominance of English. With the rise of India as a Superpower, it is time to give Hindi the respect it deserves. And for starters, here is my contribution as a responsible engineering student of India- a C Program in Hindi:
#शामिल <आदर्शअनबाह.ह>
खाली मुख्य()
{
पूर्णांक सारणी [५] , ई , ज , अस्थायी ;
(ई = 0 से लेकर ई = ४) के लिए ( ई ++)
{
छापे ( " तत्त्व क्रमांक % ड दाखिल करे: ", ई ) ;
जांचे ( " % ड ", & सारणी [ ई ] ) ;
}
(ई = 0 से लेकर ई = ४) के लिए ( ई ++)
{
(ज = 0 से लेकर ज = ४) के लिए ( ज ++) ;
{
यदि (सारणी [ई] < सारणी [ज])
{
अस्थायी = सारणी [ई] ;
सारणी [ई] = सारणी [ज] ;
सारणी [ज] = अस्थायी ;
}
}
}
(ई = 0 से लेकर ई = ४) के लिए ( ई ++)
{
छापे ( " जवाब हैं : \न " ) ;
छापे ( " %ड \त ", सारणी [ई] ) ;
}
}
PS: All you software engineers and other geeks out there, guess what the program is about!!

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