This post was supposed to be published on Monday, January 12th 2009 but thanks to ever (un)reliable MTNL TriBand, I had to delay it by one day.
Though the college opened officially last Monday, today was practically the "First Day of Last Semester" with regular attendance (of both- students and professors). And what a start it was!
First of all, the first scheduled lecture of the semester started bang on time at 11.15am. I, not expecting this even in my dreams, was hanging around in the Quadrangle and casually entered the class only at 11.35am, only to find the Fat Old Lady blabbering Data Communication. However, this didn't last long. She changed track midway and gave a full twenty minute lecture on how indisciplined we (the students of Tronix) are and how we would be passing this to our children and how it is still not too late to "improve". During the speech, she repeated no less than six times that the Corridor outside our class is not meant for standing and gossiping but for the professors to walk (I am sure somebody must have blocked her way earlier in the day to trigger this talkathon!)
This was followed by the first "Mass Birthday" celebration of the semester wherein we cut one common cake for all classmates whose birthdays fell in the last month or will fall this month. The mandatory "kicking-the-ass-of-the-birthday-boy" ritual (also called Birthday Bumps) attracted one of the many watchmen on the prowl and we got the second "scolding" of the day in less than an hour!
Ofcourse, this was not going to stop us. So, the commotion continued and ten minutes later, an unknown female teacher walked in, once again lecturing us that "classes are going on elsewhere you should go to 'Triangle' (its 'Quadrangle', madam!!) and celebrate birthdays!". At first we thought she was the teacher appointed for us for the 12.15pm lecture and we all settled down quietly but when she walked out after the scolding, it dawned upon us that she was getting disturbed in the adjoining class! This gave us open ground to complete the celebrations.
Enough of partying in the classroom, we headed to the Quadrangle and as expected, within five minutes, a watchman came and tried (in vain) to shoo us away from there, but not before dishing out his dose of lecture on discipline. FOUR back to back admonitions labelling us mischievous and indisciplined!! Now, that's what I call a perfect start to the last semester in college!
This is not all. An impromptu treat thrown in by the birthday guys and girls took us (a herd of no less than 30) to our regular roadside adda, ironically named 'Health' for downing sumptous Cheese Grilled Sandwiches (they taste even better when they are FREE!) Special thanks to Praju and Dharmavarapu Jagannath Venkata Sai Vimal Rao (yeah, that's his REAL name!) for this!
On returning to college, I accomplished the biggest achievement of the semester- got my coveted Railway Concession Form from the lethargic woman in the Admin Office in the first attempt! VJTI students will swear that this certainly deserves an applause!
This was followed by a rowdy get-together in the MuP Lab (our air-conditioned secret hideout where no other students are allowed) with a long outrageously hilarious session of viewing photos from recent class trips. And then came the best part- somebody suggested that we should go out for a one day trip "sometime in near future". A dozen odd ideas flew thick and fast and within thirty minutes, the plan was ready- we shall be going to a farmhouse of one of our classmates- not next month or next week, but tomorrow itself! A phone call here and a sms there and voila! 21 students confirm their participation for the trip in less than 21 minutes!
Before dispersing for the day, the cherry on the cake was Free coffee being served by a Nescafe advertising kiosk set up outside our class as a part of the ongoing inter-college sports festival! The kind of people that we are, somebody actually asked for one coffee "extra-strong" and one "with less sugar." All this at the FREE Coffee stall! The vendor, unable to bear this torture, simply walked away!
This brought to an end a really memorable First Day of Semester and I am sure the days to come will only be better!
First of all, the first scheduled lecture of the semester started bang on time at 11.15am. I, not expecting this even in my dreams, was hanging around in the Quadrangle and casually entered the class only at 11.35am, only to find the Fat Old Lady blabbering Data Communication. However, this didn't last long. She changed track midway and gave a full twenty minute lecture on how indisciplined we (the students of Tronix) are and how we would be passing this to our children and how it is still not too late to "improve". During the speech, she repeated no less than six times that the Corridor outside our class is not meant for standing and gossiping but for the professors to walk (I am sure somebody must have blocked her way earlier in the day to trigger this talkathon!)
This was followed by the first "Mass Birthday" celebration of the semester wherein we cut one common cake for all classmates whose birthdays fell in the last month or will fall this month. The mandatory "kicking-the-ass-of-the-birthday-boy" ritual (also called Birthday Bumps) attracted one of the many watchmen on the prowl and we got the second "scolding" of the day in less than an hour!
Ofcourse, this was not going to stop us. So, the commotion continued and ten minutes later, an unknown female teacher walked in, once again lecturing us that "classes are going on elsewhere you should go to 'Triangle' (its 'Quadrangle', madam!!) and celebrate birthdays!". At first we thought she was the teacher appointed for us for the 12.15pm lecture and we all settled down quietly but when she walked out after the scolding, it dawned upon us that she was getting disturbed in the adjoining class! This gave us open ground to complete the celebrations.
Enough of partying in the classroom, we headed to the Quadrangle and as expected, within five minutes, a watchman came and tried (in vain) to shoo us away from there, but not before dishing out his dose of lecture on discipline. FOUR back to back admonitions labelling us mischievous and indisciplined!! Now, that's what I call a perfect start to the last semester in college!
This is not all. An impromptu treat thrown in by the birthday guys and girls took us (a herd of no less than 30) to our regular roadside adda, ironically named 'Health' for downing sumptous Cheese Grilled Sandwiches (they taste even better when they are FREE!) Special thanks to Praju and Dharmavarapu Jagannath Venkata Sai Vimal Rao (yeah, that's his REAL name!) for this!
On returning to college, I accomplished the biggest achievement of the semester- got my coveted Railway Concession Form from the lethargic woman in the Admin Office in the first attempt! VJTI students will swear that this certainly deserves an applause!
This was followed by a rowdy get-together in the MuP Lab (our air-conditioned secret hideout where no other students are allowed) with a long outrageously hilarious session of viewing photos from recent class trips. And then came the best part- somebody suggested that we should go out for a one day trip "sometime in near future". A dozen odd ideas flew thick and fast and within thirty minutes, the plan was ready- we shall be going to a farmhouse of one of our classmates- not next month or next week, but tomorrow itself! A phone call here and a sms there and voila! 21 students confirm their participation for the trip in less than 21 minutes!
Before dispersing for the day, the cherry on the cake was Free coffee being served by a Nescafe advertising kiosk set up outside our class as a part of the ongoing inter-college sports festival! The kind of people that we are, somebody actually asked for one coffee "extra-strong" and one "with less sugar." All this at the FREE Coffee stall! The vendor, unable to bear this torture, simply walked away!
This brought to an end a really memorable First Day of Semester and I am sure the days to come will only be better!
awesome! ur class is turning into wizards. [;)]
ReplyDeletewe had a lecture at 9 am today!! And the first lecture of this sem was last week, when college was officially closed!
She changed track midway and gave a full twenty minute lecture on how indisciplined we (the students of Tronix) are and how we would be passing this to our children and how it is still not too late to "improve".
ReplyDeleteYou have to hand it to her though- she has your kids' lives in her heart :D
So, the commotion continued and ten minutes later, an unknown female teacher walked in, once again lecturing us that "classes are going on elsewhere you should go to 'Triangle' (its 'Quadrangle', madam!!) and celebrate birthdays!"
That unknown female teacher was from my class. Sadly, she is still unknown to my entire class- nobody knows her name. That was our first lecture and we got a quite a bit of a lecture ourselves.
She called the Quadrangle a "Triangle"?!! And I have her for one entire sem? Man, this is going to be one nutty sem for me.
@Zai
ReplyDeleteNo, its getting BETTER than Wizards :D
@Aditya
ReplyDeleteYes, she indeed called it TRIANGLE. Can't she see the huge damn thing has FOUR sides???
All the best... you will enjoy such profs!